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getoutoftherecat:

take that off cat. you are not a drag queen. you may not shake dat booty for money you are a cat.







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colorsfly:

We ate lunch with God today. I think he got the tacos.


  • Megan: I fell off a cruise ship.
  • Annie: Oh, shit.
  • Megan: Yeah, oh, shit. Took a hard hard violent fall, kinda pin-balled down hit a lot of railings, broke a lot of shit. I'm not gonna say I survived I'm gonna say I thrived. I met a dolphin down there and I swear to God that dolphin, looked not at me, but into my soul, looked into my Goddamn soul.
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When you say a really clever joke and wait for others to catch on…

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